Sep 29, 2022
Porn photographers are/were under appreciated. "Just when I thought I was OUT, they pull me back in." (Stand up) "Just when I thought I was OUT, they pull me back in." (Filmmaking) Barbarian. (The movie) I finally got my script into the hands of Mark Normand, after seeing his resplendent performance at the Brea Improv.
Sep 23, 2022
My psychotic neighbor is gone. Another shitty metal shirt. I can't believe who's shooting that Dahmer thing! Fuck Chipotle napkin wasters. Hotwire? More like NOTwire. BOA is AOK. Sam Morril on Rogan is a class act. Sammy The Bull threw his grandmother down the stairs? Working on set & dealing with COVID magic. Crazy...
Sep 15, 2022
"Your mom" jokes. Stickin around. Working on sets again. Low budget shoot Saturday, straight to the goddamn Sick Of It All show after. A brief history of skinheads. I need a Fatburger intervention. The Woodstock 99 documentary on Netflix. The fat cop and the Falling Down 711 clerk.
Sep 8, 2022
Some would use the word "hero." The bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps. I cant stand Louie CK anymore, sorry. The most intense shoulder workout in all of Los Angeles on 9/2/22. I profit from your lack of preparation. Helping out He Man. Dog Day Afternoon screening, with Al Pacino there. (And a lot of pretentious...
Sep 1, 2022
3rd cold of 2022! (I have the white blood cell count of Pedro from World World Season III) My comedy career resembles Dresden German in 1946, of late. I have the best group texts around. A rowdy Friday night with @comicrobbanks. Joe Biden doesn't know how to handle a laugh, even the rare ones he gets. (At least...