May 24, 2020
"The floor towel." Tough times in Texas. Billy The Kid's grave. The I-40. Gamble and a loss in Vegas. Was Rodney Dangerfield really that funny, though? I got to do stand up again. Grocery store bags, the fun never ends. Strangers In The Night ran out of lyrics.
May 17, 2020
Crisis at the 800 mile mark. Draft 5: The Final Frontier. Mom: Professional Worry-er. The chiropractor in Florida, and another turtle rescue. The new Mark Normand special. I banged a fat chick in a park, in Florida. Storage places are seedier than you think. Stop colorizing old black and white pictures, it...
May 10, 2020
My first public meal during the apocalypse, and it went about as well as you'd expect, if you know anything about me. New Rich White Dad™ breakdown. Marina Abramovic, and the Hollywood pedophile Satan worshipping New World Order cult, or something. The Seinfeld special on Netflix. Can you really be a "slut" if you're...
May 3, 2020
Quarantine blues. Georgia on my mind. Ungrateful animals. The branch manager. A date with "a disgusting human being." "The president said we should inject ourselves with Lysol!" (Did he.) I hate Whitney Cummings. Jack Reacher. Fourth Draft.