Feb 25, 2021
The show was fun, yo. The date was not so great. The gun range really blows. Im tired of living life outside, and this shitty pandemic. Man On The Moon. Gina Carano got canceled.
Feb 18, 2021
This Week, In Dick Jokes. I started wearing underwear again, after a 20 year hiatus. The mall gives me panic attacks now. (Awesome) The morning cardio workout clans at the gym stink. Fuck Cheesecake Factory, for a myriad of reasons. (Details inside) Fuck Ichiban sushi, and disorganized sushi pick up counters. Post...
Feb 11, 2021
Back on the ol stand up wagon. Being woefully fashion and pop culture aloof as a lad. Fuck how easily my bike gets scratched. Burger King mozzarella sticks stink. (Stick to the Arbys one) IHATE IHOP. A coffee date, where I ordered a tall but they sold me a grande. Watching Mandalorian BTS bums me out. (Because I...
Feb 4, 2021
Delish Strawberry Kiss. How come the Native American guy in every action movie has a scene where he puts "war paint" on and ditches to the team to go (often needlessly) fight to his death? Cole day in hell. Hostage standoff and police shooting. The pipes, the pipes. Fauci might be a real life James Bond villain....