Aug 25, 2021
"A little bit about ME, you guys, a little bit about me..." What if The Comedy Store closes? That time with Pameler Anderson. Papers, please. Wait in line until called upon. Production trucks. THX 1138.
Aug 19, 2021
"When you get old, your heart dies." Fell In Hate: "Rosanna," from Toto, famously bad 80s videos, and the Steve Perry knock off. The day I tried to murder my guts. Death Row Records (of last meals) A night out on the town, with my commie. "Terminating" (get it?) my fanship for Arnold.
Aug 12, 2021
Pamela Anderson, July 1992 Playboy cover. Don't be the guy/gal that "repeats facts about something." Don't. I profit from your incompetence. Hypnogagic/auditory hallucinations. (Yay!) Another wonderful Plenty Of Fish date! I LOVE Los Angeles women!
Aug 5, 2021
Cave In AND Deadguy...in LA. Jesus Christ. Stop it. "It's over." Last leg of the Buffalo trip and the 50% shitty but otherwise amazing flights back, and the best Urgent Care in the country? (THEY HAD A FUCKING SLUSHIE MACHINE) Drowning in an ocean of other people's incompetence. 99 problems, but a (you know the rest)